Written by Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, and Mr. Lawrence SpongeBob: Christmas who? SYLVIA: It's Christmas Day, I never get up before ten. Jennifer-Millie: Thank you, Santa. [presses it and the bottle shoots up to the surface] An animation shows a house on a snowy night. SpongeBob: What did you wish for, Patrick? [Patchy goes to avoid him] Perfect! Read a full transcript of Queen Elizabeth II’s traditional Christmas Day address to the UK on 25 December 2016 Squidward: Ooh. Christmas in Space/Transcript < Christmas in Space. Check out our list of top five screenplays that make mandatory Christmas viewing: 1. Citizens: ♪This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me! Squidward: Yawn. The Transcript Bulletin Christmas Coloring book is included in today’s paper. Hi. Patchy: No, you silly livers. Trim up the tree with Christmas. Plankton: ♪People seem a little more brotherly.♪ [notices a bottle with a letter in it on the ground] Huh? [Cuts to Potty, who looks very drowsy and with bloodshot eyes. [closes window and gets in bed] SpongeBob: A present. Patrick then falls to the ground as well. the whole Christmas season.. Now, please, don't ask why. Ho, ho, ho... [slips off the roof and hits the ground] [squawks] SpongeBob and Patrick: ♪Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly. Happy New Year. Patrick: Like a genie. Synopsis: It's Christmas time and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration, but things never run smoothly for Clark, his wife Ellen and their two kids. CLARA: Tough. Potty: Cookie! Add new page. Squidward: Ho, ho, ho! ♪ No one has ever been convicted of her murder, and it sparked theories from reasonable to crazy. Sincerely yours..." [he sprays breath freshener in his mouth] Ah, time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate! [he limps over to the fireplace] And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. Squidward: Oh, well, uhh, you see, I'm not really... Uh, hey, SpongeBob? I feel like a... [donkey appears on screen and makes noises] big jerk. Patchy screams] Zooms out, showing the entire tree, which is decorated with many similar SpongeBob, as well as ornaments featuring Patrick and Squidward, and a few gift boxes] There was a time when no one had even heard of Christmas in Bikini Bottom. Episode Info. How was the sofa? The first Christmas is this Christmas. OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Santa's coming tonight. Squidward: Alright! [opens the present] Why, it looks like a clarinet. Little Girl: Thanks, Santa. [starts to write] Dear Santa, what do I want for Christmas, you may ask? Not again. Games Movies TV Video. Who you gonna call? No, Potty! History Comments Share. [Squidward then notices a long line of citizens waiting for presents] I didn't... who? Cowboy: I could use a new hat! Ho, ho, ho! The following is a transcript of an interview with Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar that aired Sunday, December 13, 2020, on "Face the Nation." Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Cheering) (Song Starts) Dash, Dot and The PBS Kids Characters: (Singing) Dashing Through The Snow In A One Horse Sleigh O'er The Fields We Go, Laughing All The Way! 1 Transcript 1.1 UK 1.2 Ringo Starr US "Narration" 1.3 George Carlin Version Ringo Starr: It was two days before Christmas. Movie Script Title (Click To Read) Movie Script Type; Sabrina Script Add new page. Patchy picks one up] Aw... Potty left me a little Christmas present. [laughs] It's all that's left. Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming! [The exterior of Patchy's house is shown. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?" It is available 24/7. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Who%3F?oldid=135052. You're dying. What's this? Patrick: SpongeBob, I ripped my paper. [he lifts up the mixer] Hmm, unbaked cookie dough! Boy, that SpongeBob makes me as jolly as a roger. And your flying machine? Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Potty: Squ-ouch! Huh? He made my Christmas wish come true, he won't let you down. Dash Here! Enough of this. [Patchy starts making storm sound effects] Oh, a storm! We are thrilled to spend another summer shooting Christmas movies in Canada. Oh, boy! Everyone: Hooray! [finds a button that says "push"] What's this? 5,663 Pages. [slides down with the lights in hand] That's better. SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?♪ watch 01:38. Wikis. With Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Kelley, Jeffrey Tambor. [speaking in a megaphone] Merry Christmas! (PBS Kids Theme Song and Title Card) Dash: Hi! Category:Finished Transcripts | Big Idea Wiki | Fandom. Patrick: Yay! Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly! Patchy: [makes more sound effects and begins speaking in his own voice] Oh, we're going down! The following is a transcript of an interview with Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar that aired Sunday, December 13, 2020, on "Face the Nation." Would you look at the time, I should go!♪ Citizens: ♪Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!♪ There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow! Episode №: Whoa. Potty: [squawks] Merry Christmas! [they wait and wait and then one of the jellyfish jars breaks on SpongeBob's head as the jellyfish floats away] Sounds good. SpongeBob: Is she a friend from Texas? Squidward: Up here, you dunce. Register Start a Wiki . (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Snowball: Hmm. Potty: Cookie! It is available 24/7. [runs into Squidward's house and upstairs to have him write his letter] [Potty keeps flying around squawking] No, not you Potty! 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